Bored of Tumblr, Chad logged off his computer.

Bored of Tumblr, Chad logged off his computer. "What now?"

and the even more boring "Benedict Cumberbatch Official". Why was that man so popular? He's a frumpy-faced reptilian man. 'Girls friendzone guys like me but not him?' he thought

But Benny "the Cumcumber" Cumberbatch was the Official Frumpy-Face of the Cucumber Lobby and very popular with the ladyfriendzone. What was it girls found so atttractive about him?

He knew he wasn't the most handsome, what with his bumpy face & cool demeanor. A lady in the ladyfriendzone mentioned his long middle finger, but Benny "the Cumcumber" Cumberbatch

had a hidden secret weapon. Beneath his stiff upper lip boiled lava pits of passion.. If a lucky lady succumbed to tea & crumpets at The Ritz then Benny 'the Cumcumber' Cumberbatch

would surely snatch her up. And he did. Benny "the Cucumber" Cumberbatch was in a gourd mood the next day, as he planned to take his date out for an evening of fine brining.

Brine Shrimp was waiting for them. "Hiya! I will take your hat and trenchcoat now." Mr. Cucumber was flying in his own microjet delivering salad. This microjet was the size of cows

lips is what Cuke was thinking, already in vacay mode. Brine Shrimp wondered if that would effect his navigation skills later when they needed Real Space Reentry. "Pressure is the

key element," Brine Shrimp said just before he pressed his lips against Cuke's. At first the pressure was intense, but as the pressure eased, their love began it's blossoming.