Dale said to the shoemaker, "I may be in

Dale said to the shoemaker, "I may be in my 40's, but I can't tie shoes. Could you craft me a pair of velcro light-ups?" The shoemaker delegated the task to his apprentice, a blind

necrophiliac whose bed was on fire with passionate love for Susan, who'd passed away 2 years ago. The apprentice set to work on the custom shoes for Dale, but his mind wandered.

His mind wandered because he had fixed a hole where the rain was getting in. Dale's shoes and all this stupidity about Susan would have to wait. He was ready to engage in some

roofie roofing. He would slip into someone's yard when they weren't looking and fix shingles, holes, anything wrong with their roofs...for free. He was the Robin Hood of Roofs.

His website claimed he was the sexist roofer in the city. Housewives from everywhere called just to have something other than soap operas and talk shows to watch. A lonely

sleeping, mourning already its short & eventful life. Manly Man, as the Albuquerque nuns dubbed him, realised too late he was in too deep with Snuffles his hamster. Finding it stif

Fly holding its leg, he called the veterinarian next door. The vet arrived and did CPR on Snuffles, saving his life. That must not have been anything humans were trained to do...

unless somebody from the other camp had gone off the reservation and given the humans knowledge they were not ready for. This got him hot on the trail of veterinarian training.

Humans were somewhat trainable but, their flaw was large brains. They would create new things like Gods & Electricity. It was getting complicated & eventually he was expelled.