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Caught a mouse in my house, and put him in

  • Caught a mouse in my house, and put him in my shoe

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  • and that mouse bit the heck out of me and gave me rabies. Why I put him in my shoe eluded me after the onset of rabies, but I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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  • Just like all my other brilliant ideas such as sleeping with mice; teaching mice how to read; eating mouse food, in other words, s--t, etc. This was no rabies either, I was becomin

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  • a frikkin mouse already. I took a hard look in the mirror. "Tom, get it together. You're a cat. A ferocious mouse-eating cat. That lowlife Jeffy tricked you again. Eat him." Jerry

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  • or Jeffy,I wasn't sure anymore. My alter ego Tom had taken over. You try drawing 100s of stills of a cartoon character a day without losing it. I ambushed Jeffy at the copy machine

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  • and shoved his (my) head facedown on the glass surface, pushed the Start button. As he (I) screamed, the eeries green glow of the copy machine scanned his (my) features, creating a

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  • beautiful collage for my split personality scrap book. He (I) am sure his (my) shrink will admire his (my) artwork when it is complete

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  • d. But I (he) was wrong about that. I (he) wanted to divorce myself (himself). Did I (he) just write that? Is this how he (I) find out? I (he) admit it to ourselves.

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  • The shrink looked at me (him) over her half-moons. "Vat ve haf here," she said in a comedy German accent, "is a klassik case of moody multiple personalities. Pull yourselves togezz

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  • er now und you'll feel much better." I (he) nodded, then looked at her cross-eyed before twirling away into the infinite darkness. Gerbils scattered out of my (his) brain.

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3 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Oct 24 2013 @ 06:52

    We've entered the FS twilight zone here... I(he) hallucinate(s) thinking I am (he is) a mouse and then tells me(himself) to pull my(him)self together. Then the whole thing comes up again when he(I) is(am) talking to his(my) shrink! Oh and the cross-eyed thing reminds me of this: http://foldingstory.com/2psjv/h93rqg/

  2. PurpleProf Oct 24 2013 @ 07:14

    Good one! Hello Jefforama!

  3. jefforama Oct 24 2013 @ 09:24

    Hello, PurpleProf and everybody. This is fun.

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