I was sitting outside in the park enjoying

I was sitting outside in the park enjoying the nice sunny weather when all of a sudden

a large naked man came running towards me. I backed up slowly not knowing if he was actually coming to me or not, then something amazing happen.

A unicorn came out of a rainbow in the sky. BAM!

I cracked it as hard as I could with my baseball bat. The unicorn flew over 2nd base. HOME RUN! But as I confidently rounded 3rd base, this crazy blonde girl from the stands threw

herself at me and tried to pull me back to 3rd base. "No, I want to go all the way home," I said. She grabbed my cup as ballpark security, the Sullen Taser Drudgers, trudged over.

The Sullen Taser Drudgers stood over me menacingly and said "You've missed your chance to make a break for home. It must be those feeble legs. Your next move is

something I like to call the Fetid Rasberry." The Sullen Taser Drugders smiled. I looked away so as not to give them the dirty satisfaction. But, up my sweaty sleeve was the nastie

surrounding the F.Rberry. I read the instructions: 'For maximal time, for inserting F.Rberry & twist with haste in reverse the clock.' It wasn't as easy as it sounds & the F.Rberry

was ultimately the cause for presidents being limited to two terms. Because we know nothing can last forever. Not this. Not life. It is our only reprieve. Did F.Rberry know?