Friar Tuck opened the closet and saw Robin

Friar Tuck opened the closet and saw Robin Hood. Robin froze. He had piles of gold all around him. "Tuck! Great...uh, I was counting the gold that I was about to give to the poor

little Indians, going out to dine. One went and choked himself, and then there were nine.

Nine drunk little Indians, a thug they all berate. He knifed the closest one, and then there were eight.

The next one fall, wasn't much of a crime, when ol'chief Wiggum slautered mister McTall. Mr. McTall was loved by seldom after he murdered his wife during the middle of Fall

out training because while in the bunker Mrs. McTall had eaten the only can of spambaby. The spambaby was gestating nicely in Mrs. McTall so ol'chief Wiggum made her a comcubine

since she was expecting. Like all pregnant women, Mrs. McTall had a certain glow about her. The spambaby fetus was apparently healthy & Chief Wiggum was pleased, that is until

Mrs McTall went into labour. Spambaby was breach and in a can. Forceps were useless. She, with Chief Wiggum were airlifted to CERN. the powerful magnets would ensure a safe deliver

y thanks to all the inedible, magnetic by-products in spam. But the contractions were too much. Mrs. McTall tried to push, & Spambaby's head squished off! Chief Wiggum was grossed

His skin crawled as he recognized his dead mother-in-law's screams within the cries of the baby.Oh my God. Could it be? NO! Yes,she was back.His own scream drowned them both out.