I found a strange man in my garage tonight.

I found a strange man in my garage tonight. He was huddled in a corner by the water-heater and was sort of wobbling funny. He didn't notice me, so I slipped back out of the garag

e and gently closed the door behind me. It would be better not to disturb him, I thought to myself. Who knew what this strange man could be capable of. For now i'd let him be

I really should not meddle in affairs which are not really any of my business. So I turned to leave...but could not budge, I tugged harder and heard a ripping sound. My skirt was

Stuck to the ice. How long have I been on this iceberg? Why did I wear my best Prada skirt out here in the first place? I tried to rip the fine Italian leather, weeping with

the best of them, i cried so hard I puked. My puke bounced on the cold ice. A manatee leaped up and grabbed a chunk, he smiled and said he was a detective.

At first I wasn't impressed. But then I noticed; this wasn't your ordinary half man - half manatee private investigator; this half man - half manatee private investigator had a

briefcase with a large dollar sign on it. What kind of half man-half manatee private investigator carries around large sums of cash? A successful one that takes bribes. Well played

"That bird in the gilded cage. she look quite innocent. But believe in me. I know what innocence looks like." sang Squawkers. He'd seen a motorcrash. JMan was interrogating him.

He arrested Squawkers for abducting the motorcrash victim, fettering his feathery legs. Is this a scrape too far for our parroty hero? Read the next exciting episode only on FS!!!