I found a strange man in my garage tonight.

e and gently closed the door behind me. It would be better not to disturb him, I thought to myself. Who knew what this strange man could be capable of. For now i'd let him be

I really should not meddle in affairs which are not really any of my business. So I turned to leave...but could not budge, I tugged harder and heard a ripping sound. My skirt was

Stuck to the ice. How long have I been on this iceberg? Why did I wear my best Prada skirt out here in the first place? I tried to rip the fine Italian leather, weeping with

the best of them, i cried so hard I puked. My puke bounced on the cold ice. A manatee leaped up and grabbed a chunk, he smiled and said he was a detective.

At first I wasn't impressed. But then I noticed; this wasn't your ordinary half man - half manatee private investigator; this half man - half manatee private investigator had a

briefcase with a large dollar sign on it. What kind of half man-half manatee private investigator carries around large sums of cash? A successful one that takes bribes. Well played

Detective Manatee, well played. But no one is as he first appears,not even one as seemingly noble as Det. Manatee. Everyone's got an angle, even innocent Beatles-singing parakeets.

"That bird in the gilded cage. she look quite innocent. But believe in me. I know what innocence looks like." sang Squawkers. He'd seen a motorcrash. JMan was interrogating him.

He arrested Squawkers for abducting the motorcrash victim, fettering his feathery legs. Is this a scrape too far for our parroty hero? Read the next exciting episode only on FS!!!