One day a half crazy WOMAN with man hands

One day a half crazy WOMAN with man hands logged onto www.shrinkmyhands.com and was perplexed by something she read.

The website was run by a group of amazonian headshrinkers who found it more profitable to shrink other parts of the body as well. In addition to head and hands, they could shrink

livers and pancreases! It was sheer evil genius: shrink the liver - jaundice! Shrink the pancreas - diabetes! Slow deaths for EVERYONE who pissed him off. One small problem:

his wife was waiting for him at the restaurant. If he missed his anniversary again, it would definitely be the end. He made a quick decision. He

Doritos in bed. I can't go back and wake the poor animal, i'll just have to suck it up and get a new

comforter. Looking around disgustedly you know that the only place open at 3am is Walmart, at least

they have the latest Martha Stewart collection. Maybe we'll make the People of WalMart website. Especially if we wear our favorite matching

Sailor Moon costumes. We'd look so cute romping up and down the aisles of the food section or rolling around on the wheeled chairs from the office section.

But in the end I knew that security would come and behead us for starting the French Revolution. I let myself be caught because that's what the heroes do in the movies.