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It's Friday night. I'm amped up on about

  • It's Friday night. I'm amped up on about 20 drugs. Got no hair...anywhere. Feel like crap from the chemo. Gonna lose my 38DDs in about a month. Pissed I didn't do my mammogram.

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  • Sorry it's all so crap, PurpleProf.

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  • That BS about making lemonade. Forget I ever said it. And nix the cherry pits thing while your at it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here & say it. Aw heck, PurpleProf, you inspire me

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  • to trek to S. America and single-handedly exterminate every last native village. Natural resources want to be exploited! These activists, they make me sick, with their colorful

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  • commentary and inspired insights. Once all the natural resources were exploited, the unnatural resources were next on the list.

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  • They included diet sodas, aspartame, fluoridated water, vanillin, yellow #5 and many more. Dr. Plum and his assistants attempted to banish them but failed miserably.

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  • Many people, including Dr. Plum, were addicted to these ingredients, whether they were aware of it or not. Ms. Clementine suspected a secret government plot

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  • Ms. Clementine tried her best to read all the ingredients in her food... as she slowly moved to an all organic diet she began her conspiracy group against the government

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  • Ms. Clementine knew that the government and Big Food were like two peas in a pod. How else were GMOs so prevalent in the food supply? Destroying the FDA was the only way to peace.

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  • And she, a genetically modified mutant human-citrus hybrid was the perfect one for the job. All her life she was mocked as a freak, now the time had come to have her vengeance...

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