Dear User: We have completed an unauthorized

Dear User: We have completed an unauthorized computer scan of your hard drive(s) and past year's browser history. In addition to the usual pornography, online shopping, and gaming

cheat codes, we found that you spend 83% of your time online at one site foldinstory.com. Since the text you contribute to this site isn't very inspired, we analysed it for hidden

messages to communicate, possibly, with our alien overlords and found that the number of words in your folds are always a prime number. This currently isn't a crime so we can't do

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

We hit the dirt and then I returned fire. KA-POW! KA-POW! I ran to the pill box dodging bullets UTTA!-UTTA!-UTTA! I radioed a strafe bombing MEEERRROOOOW! BOOOM!

Robin reached above Batman's head for the comic burst & sighed wearily . "Boss, ya think maybe we're getting too old for Bat-Fight Words?" They both stared at the latest burst

as it flew by them faster than a speeding bullet. Batman sighed in return. "Not just too old, Robin. We're becoming senile." Another one went by in a Flash, and then the Green