There was no way I could have known it would

There was no way I could have known it would turn out like this. I'd met Geoff at a Hollywood club just 3 weeks ago and now I was staring down at

his hummel figurine collection. "Everyone of them has a story!" Geoff quipped. I feigned interest as I looked around the apartment. "I have a special room just for them!" (oh god)

(you devil) George Burns lit his cigar on

the spot, right in front of the non-smoking sign. Then he took a long sip and then exhaled into my face, clearly enjoying his Cohibas. George Burns was an ass, as I learned that

responsible for giving his kids cancer. Isn't that always the way? I read of so many drunk drivers who walk away injuring the other person. George's been smoking a pack a day for

as long as he can remember. Everyday, he comes home from work, watches old Star Trek reruns and eats popcorn from a bowl he never washes. "Don't worry, be happy!" he sings. But no

one is there to listen, no one is there to care. He wipes a tear from his eye, wishing Scotty could beam him up...up to a world of adventure, up where he belonged. Slowly he turned

his chair 90 degrees and looked at Scotty. He said "titty sprinkles", mysteriously vanished, with Morgan Freeman suddenly appeared. The world was inverted... Inwards.

Surely a quick slingshot around the sun & through a black hole would remedy the situation,but then Benoondict Khanderbatch launched humpback whales towards Earth To Be Continued..