Lou Bergs had traveled all the way through

Lou Bergs had traveled all the way through time to mow my lawn. He swore that my single mom's grilled chicken breast was worth the trouble, though I suspected darker motives. Penet

rating time wasn't the only thing on his mind. My Mom was thrilled to see him, he'd brought trout as usual. Lou Bergs got the wishbone and he asked me to pull it with him!

But clearly there was something fishy about this wishbone. Lou' s eyes were too bright & my mom's smile a little too wide as Lou held the trout wishbone out towards me. I reached

for a lever to release the catapalt and send my mum, the wishbone and Lou flying towards the smelly swamp filled with arsehand fish. One bite from an arsehand fish and

the victim would have "stink palm" for life. This is in reference to "Chasing Amy" where your palm smells like hot swampy ass. But, one Moe Lopslap was able to use "stink palm" to

threaten the rest of the staff and force them into switching shifts with him. Moe never pulled data entry again. No, he was always out in the choice field locations, his stink palm

sweat kept him worried about being caught with the files. His fingerprints would be everywhere. Moe drove to the grassy field and started making his plans. First two steps to the

left and then a jump to the right. By doing the Time Warp, Moe would be able to leave the tragic scene. Moe shielded his eyes from the rain and saw shining light in the distance.

had addled his mind. A common side effect of time travel. He spun the dial on his machine in a final desperate attempt to return to the present. He closed his eyes and hoped.