I have no intention of appearing in this
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I have no intention of appearing in this foldingstory. However,
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should this folding story be published in peer reviewed academic journals I should expected to be included in the references. Research into the impact of folding stories on
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tologies featuring a supernatural being known as the winged hippo appearing in various stories on the development of the cult of the beautific river horse must cite hippopot 05mu5
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and then Wickfelt MacGregor smiled and closed his notebook. Ever since being born and raised at the shores of Loch Ness, he'd become THE expert on watery beasts.
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He was also an expert on porridge, malt whiskey and being taciturn and morose. Wickfelt MacGregor's ginger locks whipped up as the breeze on Loch Ness rose and Nessie's great head
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rose above the choppy surface. Wickfelt placed a huge bowl of porridge at the shoreline. "Morning, MacGregor. Morose as ever, I see," said Nessie. He nodded and sipped whiskey.
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MacGregor had just listened to the news and heard about the porridge massacre. Was this the same porridge?
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MacGregor scoured the tabloids for information, but it was so grueling. He couldn't understand the why of it. He was more of a pacifist, himself. Make peas porridge not war.
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Peter Rabbit had run a smear campaign. "MacGregor, Menace to Bunnies Everywhere!" "Where's My Jacket? Ask MacGregor!" An angry thumping of many paws was heard at the door.
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A thousand crazed bunnies lunged at MacGregor as he answered the door. They drowned him in a giant watering can and served him up with cabbage. as Mrs. MacGregor ran for her life.
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- 2012-12-22 23:00:00
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- 2016-09-18 12:26:06
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Woab Sep 18 2016 @ 12:29
So don't sweat the big stuff, just the small stuff. Chaz, loved your line.
SlimWhitman Sep 19 2016 @ 17:15
My fold contains a tag for an old old story reaching back even earlier than this one, four years in the making. I like Wickfelt McGregor and Nessie's relationship.