Hacía mucho tiempo que estaba así. Todos

Hacía mucho tiempo que estaba así. Todos nos acostumbramos a la situación, por lo tanto no nos resultó nada extraño que haya sucedido de esa manera.

Yes,we're all geting used to it.De repente...No,sorry!Suddenly,a sentence n Spanish,other there,and we tried!We translated it,wrote meaning into it,tried to make sense,but

decided languages are hard. We were glad we were born in America because we understood the language. Imagine being born somewhere foreign and not understanding a word.

Like Alaska. I don't even know how the people on that island survive. What a bunch of idiots. Living somewhere all cold and foreign. At least were were Americans and knew a thing

about headlines in bold-typed print. Alaska turned commie about when Rocky 4 came out. The US should just invade Alaska and make it a state. I mean, they already speak english

and Canada's monarchy owes us a solid. Plus which the Russian economy's collapsed, so they can't afford to keep occupying Alaska. And take that ugly librarian bimbo with the makeup

smeared all over her face like some hoo-oar. She's worse than Canada & Russia put together! Now, what other unsolicited opinions can I offer you people?" I stopped for a breath.

It was a tough crowd filled with mainly Canadians, Russians and some exchange students from Antigua. I wasn't sure if my stand up routine referencing local humour would go down wel

l, but I guess inbreeding jokes are universal. I think we've all heard stories about our neighbor's cousin's uncle indulging in activities best not satirized, but I did--satirize.