There was a mole deep in the Folding Story

There was a mole deep in the Folding Story diaspora. S/he/It would copy folds and paste them in the 'How not to do it' sections of creative writing websites. Detective J Manatee

knew the dirt on FoldingStory, like how all the accounts were run by 3 people. The FS-critical articles were posted at the time of NixonBlack's disappearance, so Det. Manatee susp

ended his FS account until he got to the bottom of Nixon Black's disappearance. Det. Manatee had no leads. He laid by a freshwater spring in a lagoon to relax and really let his mi

dgets do all the work. The fame had gone to his head. Sure Manatee P.I. let out a good sound bite from time to time about the Nixon Black case but the reality was that a pile of

volcanic hemorrhoids was festering him & pursuing criminals was a pain in the ass. "Midget detectives are good enough for petty crime." JMan said but the rhoids were a dasterdly pl

aguing problem, you can bet your bottom dollar on that. JMan worried about how his burning rhoids were affecting his credibility, especially among the midget detectives. Solving cr

imes was about a thousand times more difficult when your mind is distracted by your hiney. JMan couldn't break the code that was left on the dumpster. His partner, KMan

laughed. "JMan you're such a joker, give me that serial number and I'll have the code cracked in five minutes". This didn't do much for KMan's self esteem, not to mention HMan's

they said could never be cracked. "Tune in to next week's episode of 'Alphabet Men' to find out if he cracks the code!"