"Get the fuck out of my office!" screamed
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"Get the fuck out of my office!" screamed the executive. Ted stepped in. "Charlie, calm down." "Fuck you Ted, this asshole is pitching me a show about a UFO that's an egg?"
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"Cosmic Egg is a cool title." "Yeah, but the pitchman said it's a show about 'The Yolkian aliens, who help death roe inmates look on the sunny side.' I can't cope with the puns."
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"Man he was just egging you on." "True that but I think it is really all just a shell game." "I won't give any financial backing until they see the whites of my eyes." He rolled
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the edge of the omelet over onto itself and sprinkled some cheese. "Eggcelent Smithers, eggcelent". A chicken walked into the kitchen smoking a cigarette and wearing only jockeys.
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"Damn it," he said, "Did that idiot put all my eggs in one basket again?" Smithers blanched, "Uh, sorry, sir, I thought..." "The chicken frowned. "Beat it, okay? I'll make my own
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Omelet." Clara the cannibalistic chicken clucked to herself as she stirred together the eggs, pepper,chilis and a dash of chopped cilantro. "Smithers, next time I want my eggs
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unfertilized," she said with a cluck. Clara was a finicky hen, a trait she poached from music videos on MTV in the 80s. It was the Reagan Era then and that meant eggs were to be
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checked for any liberal traits. By candling the egg before hatched, these traits were discovered. Daisy, her friend, laid the most exotic brown eggs around. But, they were suspect
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of fowl play...the use of illegal chicken steroids to be exact...because when they peered into Daisy's brown eggs, it was apparent that her chicks were left-wing extremists.
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This was all the father's fault, she thought. She decided to exact revenge by electing one of his candidates, then having her senators & congressmen tie his wings behind his back.
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- 2011-06-23 20:36:01
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- 2013-08-02 12:24:54
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Zetawilk Aug 02 2013 @ 12:26
That last yolk's on us.
Davodd Aug 02 2013 @ 20:07
This one turned out sunny side up.
Davodd Aug 02 2013 @ 20:08
It went from foul to fowl language.
PurpleProf Aug 02 2013 @ 21:30
Scrambled...but it cracked me up!
SlimWhitman Aug 03 2013 @ 09:23
AA quality story. Brings back some fond memories of this... http://foldingstory.com/owq1o/