The protosoul received a bottle containing

The protosoul received a bottle containing one bitter pill. The prescription read "To be taken before birth on an empty stomach. Side effects. nausea, boredom, depression, death."

Oh man! ExpressScripts screwed up again! Protosoul was tired of dealing with them and swallowed the lone pill anyway. Sure enough, within minutes he was feeling bitter and ready to

attend his weekly minature horse jumping trials. The pill starting to have an adverse reaction. It wasn't long after he'd taken it he started to think he was a minature horse. Late

Night with David Letterman was starting and Paul Schafer thought he was a miniature horse.

Which, to be honest, was pretty funny up until he demanded Tony Danza ride him and joust David Letterman. Letterman wasn't impressed and asked

if he was drunk. He was forced to respond that yes, he was, but it was just because he skipped dinner and really needed to unwind. Well, Tony would hear of nothing less than a trip

to London Zoo to look at the meerkats. The minicab driver was fresh off the boat from Azerbaijan and so dropped them outside Regent's Park Mosque. I was singing by now and Tony

the Tiger hummed along and growling at the occasional passerby. I briefly considered entering the mosque but instead decided to visit the Boating Lake. At the Boathouse Cafe we

& propelled it by the seashore with our coffee-infused Montezuma's revenge.Our detritus enticed copious tilapia, shrimp & crab & we were hailed as local heroes. Best vacation ever!