Once upon a time & a very good time it was

Once upon a time & a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road & this moocow that was coming down along the road met a wretched little boy named Tucker

his milk. (Secretly, Tucker disliked his Moocow nickname, but if Laila was gonna give him her milk, he would tolerate it.) Laila batted her eyelashes and squirted some Hershey's

syrup all over his body. Mmm, yes. Chocolate. "Ow!" He cried, "You got it in my eye!" Laila giggled. "Sorry, Moocow."

He asked, "Moocow?" Sure he was naked. Yeah she was putting chocolate sauce on him. But her cutesy talk was killing the moment. How could he shut her up while continuing to bang

on the drum all day. When all of the sudden, he knew this wasnt going to work out. "Sorry, Chicka, It's not U, it's me." He gathered his clothes and drum, and walked out in2 the bl

ack limo awaiting him outside. Excellent, the three whores he requested were already in position - One holding a guitar, another a bass, and the third a mic. Together they played

the greatest hits of the Bangles. He thought they needed a keyboard player to complete the ensemble. So, he rushed over to Donny's Music & Pet Food Store to buy a keyboard

. He bought a dog whistle keyboard which was engineered to convey political messages to small mutts. Heplayed some Bach & Bonaparte, his Bassett, started to write an anti-cat pamph

-let that turned into a magnificent manifesto outlining why all cats should be exiled to Siberia. But before he could finish, the Earth exploded and everyone died. The end.