The Amazing Spiderclam soared through the

The Amazing Spiderclam soared through the night on a gossamer thread extruded from its shell, it's rudimentary yet heightened senses on the look out for its nemesis,

by shooting a web out of its incurrent siphon. Spiderclam swung from the top of skyscrapers. The CodGoblin had fishnapped Nemo.

Superclam sniffed. CobGoblin was around here somewhere. Nemo had to be rescued! Using his superpower fisheye lens, Superclam spotted CodGoblin shoving Nemo into a

2day UPS envelope. This would never work! He didnt pay enough for the shipping & handling. SuperClam knew what 2 do,he grabbed CodGoblin a sugar glider & said 'Gimme Nemo back, gim

ME Nemo, damn you!" SuperClam shook his sugar glider like he liked to throttle baby seals. Finally CodGoblin the sugar glider admitted that he hi Nemo in a long and dark

hallway. No one would ever find Nemo in the hallway, but considering he hid Nemo the maltipoo and not the fish it may not work. That dog was a yappy little POS that drove him

bonkers. But Nemo was a champion and in high demand as a breeding stud. A lovely Shih Tzu was next in line to make some puppies. Since Nemo was a maltipoo, he named the crossbreed

Shih Tzpoo. The purebred cross-breeding produced an expected side effect: tiny, adorable Shih Tzpoo puppies that barked like a Great Dane. They became a sensation

when one of them was shaved and styled in great dane fur, then featured in an animated series about talking dogs and hippies who solve crimes where no crime gets committed.