Billy Fad was not the most popular guy in

Billy Fad was not the most popular guy in town. But, he was well known for his cheesy pick up lines which he used daily. "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cos you have a sweet ass."

that pretty girl. "Hey, if you were a triangle, you'd be acute one." "I'm a geometrician and I find that very offensive!" the random girl yelled as she kicked him in the

fruits. Bent over and wheezing for breath he saw the pretty geometrician striding off. "Hold up.. " he managed, "I didn't mean it like that." She noticed he was bent over at exactl

y 89°-what a feat!"How are you doing this?",she asked,sounding more impressed than she intended,"This?Oh,this is nothing.",he laughed,having regained his posture."I can bent even

ly in both directions. He offered to show her but she politely declined, afraid of seeing him bend his body in an unnatural position while also feeling curious and disappointed in

her own inflexibility. Her muscles and sinew were taut and unforgiving. She was as rigid as bamboo. He, on the other hand, had descended from a long lineage of contortionists

so Pretzel Shaped Good Morning pose it was strewed across the bed, we're dreaming. There were moments when Straylight Run, had Extensialism on Prom Night.

Upset at not having won Prom Queen she had dropped acid and fell into Albert Camus's The Myth of Sisyphus.

He stared at the rock and then at mountain. This again. He rolled up his sleeves. “Welp, this won’t roll up itself.”