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And stroking his head, she looked at him

  • And stroking his head, she looked at him and said " Hey. I just met you and

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  • I can't talk, but I am hoping you can read my mind." He couldn't, unfortunately. All he knew was here was this little ol' lady he'd never met before, rubbing his head.

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  • She must be Australian he thought. It is well known that elderly women in Australia are avid head rubbers. After a while the circular motion she was using became

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  • irritating to my areola because she was blind. I hissed for the old woman to stop,

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  • and then the most bizarre thing happened. She pulled off her hair, and revealed a zipper at the top of her head. She unzipped it, and Azealia Banks appeared. I was speechless.

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  • Mostly because I had no idea who Azealia Banks was. Azealia was clearly peeved. "I'm a big time rapper, straight outta Harlem." I peeked into the unzipped head. Tupac was hiding

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  • in Azealia's head. Well this was a conundrum as I'd just asked her to be my bride. "Tupac, scram outta my fiancée's head, if you please. We have plans." Tupac hunkered down even

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  • Stephen, Stephen Hawking in a doo-rag that is. Poor old Stephen, victim of a drive-by, but blessed with the gift of

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  • gab. Synthetic gab, that is. That computerized, robotic voice echoed in my ears: "SAVE MONEY. YOLO. LOL!" Obviously, something had gone very wrong in Mr. Hawking's wheelchair.

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  • Inmate El Greco had been ejected from a wormhole which originated in a distant prison cell. He landed on the physicist's chair, damaging it. I followed after, and Stephen grinned.

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