I bored my friend explaining the power dynamics

I bored my friend explaining the power dynamics on a fishing video on YouTube. Not that he didn’t agree with me but because he just wanted to pick up pointers on catching fish.

“Ah, screw it!” I roared, raising the coffee tabletop to reveal a dozen or more sticks of dynamite; resuming over my friend’s gasp, “You won’t see this power dynamic on YouTube!"

But just before I close the lid, my mutt Fogley dashed in and stole a stick of the dynamite. Thinking it's a game, he rushes out the doggy door into the yard with the TNT in his

heavily salivating jowls. "Fogley, you dumb dog!" I yelled. "Spit it out, right now!" I chased him across the yard but his stout legs carried his barrel body at surprising speeds.

Fogley squeezed himself under the fence & I just missed grabbing him by his fat hind legs before he made it into Mrs. Kravitz' back yard. OH CRAP! I heard a scream, a shot, a YELP

, twenty-seven shots later, outside of Ms. Kravitz’s gardenia garden, we buried a red, hairy slice of Swiss cheese, what we believed to be Fogley’s remains. The carnage was like

all-you-can-eat night at Cicci’s pizza: red meat on the walls & floor. Poor Fogley never knew what hit him. Twenty-seven shots from an assault rifle registered to Felix the Cat.

His body was obliterated for a while before it slowly reformed, showing his friend Felix his completely unamused face. "Killing me is not how you should say hi." Fogley sighed.

"Then why did you give me your death ray last week?" Felix asked, looking puzzled. "I mean, if you didn't intend for me to use it, why'd you give it to me? You know I can't