If it weren't for the fact that I hate leftovers,
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If it weren't for the fact that I hate leftovers, I would have eaten the squirrel, maggots and all. But I knew if I stayed focused and kept moving toward the gargantuan green
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man-eating chicken, and ignored my rodent based diet obsession, then I would be able to at long last complete my quest: to find
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the golden banana. My adventures in Donkey Kong 64 would finally be complete after I acquire all 201 of them! But first I must stomp these rodents... I'll save them for later.
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After all, they make damn fine dancers. Why, after my monkeying around is over, I like to relax at the Fancy Squirrel and waltz or maybe tango or even foxtrot with the local rats.
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They're surprisingly refined for gutter trash. I would never have thought that a rodent from the bad part of town could flawlessly quote Shakespeare without missing a step.
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"What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculty! In form and moving yadda yadda yadda you know the rest."
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Annoyed, I flung Yorick's skull back into the foul hole from which it came. Bard this, bard that, and out on a couplet. Someday, I'd stage Hamlet on Ice and I'd show them all.
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I was already working on NipTuck the musical, so I know I could do it. For Hamlet on Ice I was concerned on the angle I'd take, pigs or Shakespeare? Pigs, definitely, pigs...
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Or maybe pigs and Shakespeare? It was a mistake. I cast Porky Pig as Hamlet. During the scene "Ta ta ta ta ta be be be be or not ta ta ta ta bu bu bu bu" I lept on stage to
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distract the audience with my tap dancing routine only to be booed off the stage for interrupting porky. A star was born that night. Porky was a theatrical success.
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- 2012-09-09 18:30:42
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- 2012-12-28 21:21:25
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SlimWhitman Dec 29 2012 @ 05:22
Tha tha that's all fu fu folks!