As I sit on a bench, I can see a man and

As I sit on a bench, I can see a man and a woman across the park talking to each other. The woman sits over the man, and it looks like they are talking about their dreams.

The man says: "If only you'd get off me- I can't breathe!" The woman: "I wish you'd speak up, Dear, I don't hear you." Clearly, they're in a crisis. Being a couples counselor, I go

t under her fat ass, tickled her fancy, & only then did she move off of her husband's semi-blue face. (Counseling is not for the faint of heart.) As soon as he could breathe again,

he pulled himself up against the wall. "You leave me breathless," he wheezed. "As do you you," his large lover beamed. She gave him a spine crunching hug. "Ah! My back!"

"Oh dear" the gargantuan woman said. "Here, let me help" She effortlessly picked him up and squeezed him again. His back made a sickening snap, but it did feel better after

all feeling left his body, and he could feel no more. "You monster!" a child cried. "You giant of a woman murdered my father!!!"

The woman looked back at the child, and he glared at her, and then she walked off into the night, leaving the child and the body of his father.

Detective Manatee and his sea monkeys were called in by the father's ghost. Detective Manatee was the only qualified human and he came quickly to call

upon their main suspect, Madame Mae East. They had history so when she opened the door Manatee grinned and said, "You told me to come up and see you. Here I am, up and seeing you."