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"I was 25 years old when I died for the first

  • "I was 25 years old when I died for the first time" - he thought, looking through the glass. "And yet, I remember every detail - as it was yesterday". The red wine really got him

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  • reminiscing about the past. Next time he tried bourbon for a change of pace. It helped him feel tipsy more quickly, but at last he didn't mope as much. A happy drunk, he was.

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  • A dappy hunk, he was. A huppy dap. A paddy hup. He laughed like there was no tomorrow & polished off the bottle of Woodford Reserve. Giggling, he stumbled & fell face-first into

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  • Fionna Aberlasse's ample bossom. "Fynnius Strump, yer' fallin for me too late with too much sap in yer veins too be any good!" She laid him in a barrow by the Inn & Fynn's trouble

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  • some itch was soothed by the rocking barrow as Fionna Aberlasse wheeled him home. "That's the last time, Fynnius Strump," she said, "for I's a-getting wed on the morn. I'm expectin

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  • g twins and I'll be hanged if I ain't gonna be married before they get here." Fionna Aberlasse propped old Fynnius Strump on the headstone, then called the reverend over from the f

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  • ucking timeshare seminar he'd gotten suckered into. The reverend was pissed but he promptly married Fionna and Fynnius. Fennwyck was outraged. Embolded by mead, he bellowed "Draw y

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  • our straws to decide who gets to the next fold!" The Rev, Fio, Fyn, Fen & "he" all drew short, so they merged into one engaging character: The Outrageous Rev Timeshare Suckerpissed

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  • burst out of the dressing room and onto the world's biggest stage: FARM AID 2054. "You can call me Rev, or you can call me Fyn," he began. "Or you can call me Suckerpissed," he

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  • said, "But don't call me late for dinner!" Pitchforks were raised. The Wicker Man had his sacrifice.

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4 Comments

  1. Chaz Oct 24 2015 @ 09:44

    The second time I died was when...

  2. lucielucie Nov 14 2015 @ 05:45

    http://foldingstory.com/v0mss/ Nuff said Chaz

  3. hamstak Nov 19 2015 @ 21:42

    A fine story, likes across the board! Hat tip to Chaz for referencing The Wicker Man -- a timely selection, wrt the Holidays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVzOve8T39w

  4. Chaz Nov 21 2015 @ 07:40

    Thanks for the Christmas cheer hamstak!

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