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"Applicants must have >50000 follicles growing

  • "Applicants must have >50000 follicles growing on their face, excessive cuticle growth on hands and feet, hypodontia desired but not required. Benefits: frequent travel,

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  • and a makeover."But then why require facial hair and bad cuticles?Was it a trapp?He would go to no dentist...

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  • but a shrink. He saw that his abnormal health problems could only be caused by his messed up mind, and brutal mentally torturing childhood. His therapist was the only one who

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  • Phillipe de Esperance was sleeping with when his mistress was away in Cologne. Archibald also visited the same therapist and found her loose lips had added inches to her hips

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  • The therapist had supermodel looks and talked about how horrible it was that she had gained half a pound or that being awesomely hot was a pressure cooker. Her client Archibald

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  • leaned back, listening, and steepled his hands. "Tell me about your childhood," Archibald asked his image-conscious therapist. "Why all the angst about your awesome hotness?" She

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  • replied, pursing her cherry lips together. Archibald wasn't looking for a relationship, so he made it clear. "We're two incompatible therapists. What would your husband say?"

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  • "We have separate practises. We have different specialties." That was true. One of us was a shrink. "That is a stressful occupation." I agreed. Ever since 2001, our business soared

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  • in light of the human genome sequence reveal.An untold number of existential crises had to be attended to."Luckily I had the perfect relief:I simply told my patients,that

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  • , if they could hold their breath for 14 minutes straight, they would be fine... It did take care of some of the suffering...

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