"Applicants must have >50000 follicles growing

"Applicants must have >50000 follicles growing on their face, excessive cuticle growth on hands and feet, hypodontia desired but not required. Benefits: frequent travel,

and a makeover."But then why require facial hair and bad cuticles?Was it a trapp?He would go to no dentist...

but a shrink. He saw that his abnormal health problems could only be caused by his messed up mind, and brutal mentally torturing childhood. His therapist was the only one who

Phillipe de Esperance was sleeping with when his mistress was away in Cologne. Archibald also visited the same therapist and found her loose lips had added inches to her hips

The therapist had supermodel looks and talked about how horrible it was that she had gained half a pound or that being awesomely hot was a pressure cooker. Her client Archibald

leaned back, listening, and steepled his hands. "Tell me about your childhood," Archibald asked his image-conscious therapist. "Why all the angst about your awesome hotness?" She

"We have separate practises. We have different specialties." That was true. One of us was a shrink. "That is a stressful occupation." I agreed. Ever since 2001, our business soared

in light of the human genome sequence reveal.An untold number of existential crises had to be attended to."Luckily I had the perfect relief:I simply told my patients,that

, if they could hold their breath for 14 minutes straight, they would be fine... It did take care of some of the suffering...