A panda walks into a bar and orders a meal

A panda walks into a bar and orders a meal at the counter. When done, he gets up, shoots the bartender and leaves. Why?

Everyone knows that pandas eat shoots and leaves, but this panda was packing serious heat. The Binelli shotgun echoed

den. It was clear what happened when investigators found that the panda had written a goodbye letter with the words

Goodbye, I have gone to a far far better place with uncounted virgins and an unlimited supply of

Swedish Fish and Yuengling. Where does one start? While scoping out the scene, I thought it rather odd not to see

Mel Gibson ranting and raving there, but maybe it was his 'off' day. I wandered up and down the lane until I saw the sign. It was like a sign from God, except that God never left

his mark so obviously. The sign said "God was here!" Was he joking? It was a brothel with topless women hanging out the window. I suppose that

God could be here, who says he wouldn't want to get his

drink on and his smoke on, and go home with, something to poke on... - Dr Dre