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My stupid brother talks like a turd with his head gear on.

That's why I've applied super glue inside his head gear, so now he sounds permanently like a turd, lol. He became unrecognized by the world, and spends his days

signing to cow patties on his farm. "The fool on the hill" they call him. They don't like him much.The patty talker could here a thousand voices. He knew the sun was going down

and the eyes in his head saw the world spinning 'round, allowing him to see a parallel universe. People thought he was crazy when he said in the parallel universe on the farm

where Maggie works that Maggie's Pa had a bedroom window made out of bricks. But it was so. He'd seen it. In this parallel universe his hands felt just like two balloons and

I said WHEATLEY! See, this is what happens when you don't speak slowly and deliberately, as I do," said GLaDOS distinctly. "No one really understands you, Wheatley. Get lost. Die."

WHEATLEY, computer AI of Portal, looked askance at GLaDOS. His/its companion cube was broken by her harsh modulations. There must be a way to get through to her. Orange or Blue?

He imagined what kind of future together they could have if he wasn't able to get through to her. He need not have worried as GLaDOS upgraded to a more stable operating system.