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My stupid brother talks like a turd with his head gear on.
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That's why I've applied super glue inside his head gear, so now he sounds permanently like a turd, lol. He became unrecognized by the world, and spends his days
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signing to cow patties on his farm. "The fool on the hill" they call him. They don't like him much.The patty talker could here a thousand voices. He knew the sun was going down
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and the eyes in his head saw the world spinning 'round, allowing him to see a parallel universe. People thought he was crazy when he said in the parallel universe on the farm
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where Maggie works that Maggie's Pa had a bedroom window made out of bricks. But it was so. He'd seen it. In this parallel universe his hands felt just like two balloons and
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Wheatley.
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I said WHEATLEY! See, this is what happens when you don't speak slowly and deliberately, as I do," said GLaDOS distinctly. "No one really understands you, Wheatley. Get lost. Die."
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WHEATLEY, computer AI of Portal, looked askance at GLaDOS. His/its companion cube was broken by her harsh modulations. There must be a way to get through to her. Orange or Blue?
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He imagined what kind of future together they could have if he wasn't able to get through to her. He need not have worried as GLaDOS upgraded to a more stable operating system.
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PurpleProf Apr 24 2013 @ 23:07
GB...see what happens when you don't speak slowly and deliberately?
Zetawilk Apr 24 2013 @ 23:31
Of course I see, that's why I wrote a character that types like that. Ineptitude is all around us, so we might as well find it amusing.
PurpleProf Apr 24 2013 @ 23:58
:)