did i take it too far? no. because satan

did i take it too far? no. because satan is my master.

Master Stan said when preparing to deliver a roundhouse kick to the head one should contemplate the smell of a ladybug's wing. Then he always reminded us that not all ladybugs are

ladies. Some ladybugs are gentlemen. But not all gentlemen ladybugs act like gentlemen. In the spring, many gentlemen ladybugs binge on mildew, gorge themselves on aphids

and listen to Japanese noise-rock at all hours of the night. This latter phenomenon was documented by Professor Hickenabaugh in his seminal paper, Ladybugcore: Listening Habits of

Japanese Noise Rockers and Their Ilk. Professor Hickenbaugh squeezed into his skinny distressed jeans and faded Ladybugcore t-shirt. A chunky beanie disguised his receding hairlin

-e and he rubbed his face vigorously with Preparation H to smooth out his wrinkles. But the Japanese Noise Rockers were not fooled when Professor Hickenbaugh showed up at their sho

W. Japanese Noise Rockers were equipped with remote viewers. Their folded lines are in English and you have NP doubt spotted them folding stories on the subway. They laughed so

predictively that we found using a algorithm based on their predictability we managed to save the Trump Space and Mining Corporation 38 billion dollops just this first quarter. It

paid for a wall around the Oort cloud to keep aliens out of the solar system. We all feel safe living in Trump's Bubble & apparently the Universe is happy with the arrangement too.