"But the sign DID say 'shuck em, suck em,

"But the sign DID say 'shuck em, suck em, eat em rawwww,'" Harry whined as he followed Madge out of the county jail.

Kapow! Madge gives Harry a super sonic clip round the ears. Harry falls to his knees sobbing and begging for forgiveness. Madge spots a man behind a tree with a camera taking photo

-synthesis seriously. The man held the leaf practically in his eye. Madge completely forgets sobbing Harry and asks the man, "What the hell are you doing?" The man wore a lab

ia lovers button & responded at least once per conversation with "That's what she said!" Still, for all his blatant asshattery, he was an expert photosynthesis scientist & the leaf

power plant his invention, the ultimate green technology. Deciduous groves surrounding Hartford & every other tree city tapped into the sun's power. 'Dr. Leaf' was a jerk true, but

his ideas made sense. His latest project, glow in the dark trees, could eliminate the need for street lights and save the city millions on electricity costs. Dr Leaf would be famo

us as the father of bioluminescence. Regretebly, Dr. Leaf's gene crossed over to the animal kingdom. Cats could stun mice with strobe lights. Deer flashed high-beams at cars.

Dr Leaf knew he should be ashamed of the bioluminescent spread, but glowing gnats made him secretly gleeful. The thought of beds teaming with radiant bed bugs, shiny dogs curled at

the green glowing feet of their owners, neon newts licking shimmering eyeballs, glittering snails leaving disco trails of slime, pulsating, dazzling ducks not giving a flying