Bye bye my old hard drive. I put you in the

Bye bye my old hard drive. I put you in the fridge and hoped something survived. This will be day my hard drive died. The hot weather has not made it any better for it to survive.

Dang. Don McLean was trying waaaay to hard to update his lyrics to American Pie. He had hopes of Ke$ha doing a remix of his song, but he just couldn't get it right. He tried again.

Let's get drunk on whiskey & rye at the levee." While Don McLean & Ke$ha were partying Robert Plant drove up with a pink carnation in a pickup truck & said the levee was gonna brea

if it kept on raining, the levee was gonna brea. Robert had lost use, and even the simple knowledge of, the letter "k". McLean was giving Ke$ha a hickey on her $ sign. Now jealous,

Ke$ha was putting on her catsuit. In her new video, she played a singing Siamese cat who studied nanophysics. McLean was the director of the video, and producer extraordinaire.

Ke$ha's catsuit was made out of camelskin meaning she really had a cameltoe. She also had an allergy to humps, so she sued McLean for suggesting she wear the suit in the video.

She spent the rest of the day in a drum circle with 22 other strangers. There had been a mound of 7 rattlesnakes in the center of the circle. Ke$ha never felt so close to a snake.

Ke$ha looked deeply into the snake's eyes. She felt she could read it's reptilian brain. "For the love of all things scaly, stop the drumming! I have a headache," it was thinking.

Ke$ha giggled. "You know," she whispered. "You're kinda cute without your glasses." The reptillian sighed. "If I marry you, do you stop the drumming?" Ke$ha cried: "Oh yes!!"