La Biblia

La Biblia

is a wacky book of children's nursery rhymes with each page containing a section for children to sniff or lick to identify the fruit flavours used in the story. The books are often

Scented with lavender or patchouli so as to get children into buying pure medicinal oils. But some kids and cannot tolerate them. My grandson is one of those children who need to

understand that when the mountain tells you no the mountain means NO. The mountain always has to pull it back or it will destroy you with it's voice. But my grandson's oils are not

regular oils. They are magical essential oils with the power to move mountains. When my grandson mixed a cinnamon and lavender smelling concoction, it was so powerful it

carpets, much maligned for triteness but surprisingly useful for everyday tasks. Soon, my grandson was zipping around town on a flying carpet, no longer glum when asked to go to

his shrink, who engaged in some heavy duty eye rubbing when Tim flew in on his carpet. "You see, Dr. Brainstem, I wasn't imagining things! I really did visit Aladdin & Ali Baba and

the 40 Thieves!” Dr. Brainstem didn’t miss a beat. “No, Tim, all this means is you can pilot a flying carpet. There’s no evidence you actually visited Aladdin and Ali Baba.” Tim

muttered his third wish to the genie in his pocket and POOF, Dr. Brainstem disappeared, never to be seen or heard from for a Thousand and One Nights. Tim cranked up Steppenwolf.