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La Biblia

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  • is a wacky book of children's nursery rhymes with each page containing a section for children to sniff or lick to identify the fruit flavours used in the story. The books are often

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  • Scented with lavender or patchouli so as to get children into buying pure medicinal oils. But some kids and cannot tolerate them. My grandson is one of those children who need to

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  • understand that when the mountain tells you no the mountain means NO. The mountain always has to pull it back or it will destroy you with it's voice. But my grandson's oils are not

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  • regular oils. They are magical essential oils with the power to move mountains. When my grandson mixed a cinnamon and lavender smelling concoction, it was so powerful it

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  • made his small nose grow three sizes that day. He never tried that again, but was still interested in learning the craft. So I began to teach my grandson the properties of magical

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  • carpets, much maligned for triteness but surprisingly useful for everyday tasks. Soon, my grandson was zipping around town on a flying carpet, no longer glum when asked to go to

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  • his shrink, who engaged in some heavy duty eye rubbing when Tim flew in on his carpet. "You see, Dr. Brainstem, I wasn't imagining things! I really did visit Aladdin & Ali Baba and

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  • the 40 Thieves!” Dr. Brainstem didn’t miss a beat. “No, Tim, all this means is you can pilot a flying carpet. There’s no evidence you actually visited Aladdin and Ali Baba.” Tim

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  • muttered his third wish to the genie in his pocket and POOF, Dr. Brainstem disappeared, never to be seen or heard from for a Thousand and One Nights. Tim cranked up Steppenwolf.

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4 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Apr 03 2018 @ 22:30

    If I know Steppenwolf, and I don't, then I can imagine he was begging the whole time up that he didn't wan't to be Tim Frankenstein's new monster and volunteering Siddhartha or the Magister Ludi in his place.

  2. PurpleProf Apr 03 2018 @ 22:43

    Futique, I am old as dirt. Allow me to introduce you to Steppenwolf, circa 1968, and their song "Magic Carpet Ride". :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4WiyxXpyZc

  3. LordVacuity Apr 03 2018 @ 23:54

    Oh, I know that Steppenwolf; I almost ended up with The Pusher in my last comment.

  4. LordVacuity Apr 03 2018 @ 23:55

    but thanks for the reminder.

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