For freshman friday this week at school they

For freshman friday this week at school they should

which will never happen because the Freshmen act like pansies and get Seniors in trouble

tournaments. The Freshmen prefer to play boggle, but the Seniors this year, they have a taste for blood, playing for keeps. They play the board game trouble like

it's not a game. To them, this was a serious business. Not sitting down for an hour to play a silly little board game. People actually got wounded. The loser always died. But that

was how the Grape Escape worked. You get squished. The boot stamps on you. It was all pretty gruesome. And then 90s extremism made it more serious. Seriosity seriously.

We lay there wining for a while, but still committed to the Grape Escape. In all seriousness, the problem we were facing now was fermentation.Our individual flavors were

likely to be separated when we were held in a cask. Our plans for the Grape Escape involved a bunch from the cellar tunnelling across the vineyard without being put in the cooler

or corrupted by the drying rays of the sun. Worms might come to our aid; alas,no luck. Thirstily, we waited 'til early evening of the last day of the harvest, then began the labor.

It was back-breaking. Then, I felt a few drops & the rain poured down in sheets. Suddenly our wormy saviours burst from the ground in writhing balls. Hallelujah! Saved! By worms!