At 4, Sezu was taken from an orphanage by

At 4, Sezu was taken from an orphanage by a mysterious man to an underground facility. Trained in martial arts for 12 years to become a perfect assassin, she is now known as… Nomi.

Unfortunately, the day Nomi was given her secret sword that indicated she was now a perfect assassin the criminal organization that had paid for her 12 years of training went belly

up. The economy was hurting every kind of job it seemed. Naomi seethed in her two bedroom apartment for a week before deciding it was time to go free lance. Nothing could make her

set up a table in the middle of the road in front of her house with a sign which read "Freelancer4Hire" and sat down at it waiting for a car to pass by. After an hour had passed,

she began to rethink her marketing approach and hired a mariachi band to drum up business. Still, no takers. Next: Whirling Tumble Twins - nothing, then the Fire-Eating Soccer Moms

With No Pants. Nada but a few snickers & singed pubic hairs. This wasn't working out so well, she realized. Lost in her troubled thoughts, she didn't notice the text message that

I had sent her, which read "Dont u hav sm undies in yr fridge? LOL". Finally I just yelled across the restaurant to her: "Hey bottomless! Throw on some trou, wouldja?" She looked

offended, and gingerly touched her bottom. I felt bad after, and offered her a bottomless drink - her choice (friendly smile and all (gets 'em every time)). She took me up on my

Offer and order an expensive bottle of Merlot with dinner, about halfway through she started getting frisky and that my children is out I met grandma. Billy was born shortly after.