"You're so totally into body-mod! Let me

"You're so totally into body-mod! Let me touch your neck bolts again!" and then the head fell off. "Oops."

The Illustrated Woman reattached Frankie's head & neck bolts. "Sorry Frank. My boyfriend is a piercing artist. He could add some chain links." Rick Genest said "Aesthetically,

but I'd still hit it. Still, I don't think Frankenstein's monster would appreciate that. So I decided to just sit quietly in the corner and play Pokemon on my Nintendo DS.

The creature looked on in horror. "You have 27 rare candies just sitting in your bag doing nothing! ARE YOU MAD???" I gave him a steely glare. "I'm just waiting for the right

time when my Pokemon's EVs are high enough for leveling up to actually be good," he answered me. I glared then reached into his bag & shoved some of his 27 rare candies in my mouth

and didn't even think twice about it. He just stared slack-jawed at me as I munched away on his candies. To this day, I could still hear the gears grinding in his head.

But that was because he was composed of metal objects. I should know, I'm the one who built Edward Scissor hands. The whole point of making a slave is to live off of their

mental anguish but it wasn't working out. I turned on a super powerful magnet a lifted him up to drop him into the crusher. Another failure caused me to doubt my ability to conquer

the rather basic plot line of the Terminator series...or was it the Allegory of the Cave? Fuck you, Plato.