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There was a time when i was so broken hearted

  • There was a time when i was so broken hearted

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  • that I stalked my ex and left him annonymous messages in different places in his room. He started to freak out that he was going to get killed so I

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  • ran back home, grabbed my nail glue, ran back to his place and while he was sleeping, i glued his eyes shut, so if i WAS to kill him, he wouldnt see me.

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  • My mum puts peanut butter in my anus and my Dog licks it like a water bowl

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  • Some people might say we're an odd family, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Well maybe it would be nice if Father Joe didn't video tape. I get nervous in front of cameras

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  • I always have, I think it started when I was a little kid, in the basement with that lollipop...next think I know Olivia and Elliot are knocking down the door, and I'm in some

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  • spanky assless chaps searching for something to cover myself before Olivia and Elliot see me. The walked in and saw me, and thus started my career as a chippendale dancer.

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  • I didn't want to reveal the REAL reason for the assless chaps, so when they saw me I just started to shimmy around the room finally striking a pose and yelled, "Chippendales!"

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  • Almost immediately I realized my faux pax.These people were not who I thought them to be.They were...everyone of 'em...proctologists in disguise.They thought my assless chaps were

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  • some medical marvel to gawk at. This is exactly like the keyboardist's convention I modeled gloves for where they asked me about my fingering technique.

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