There was a time when i was so broken hearted

There was a time when i was so broken hearted

that I stalked my ex and left him annonymous messages in different places in his room. He started to freak out that he was going to get killed so I

ran back home, grabbed my nail glue, ran back to his place and while he was sleeping, i glued his eyes shut, so if i WAS to kill him, he wouldnt see me.

My mum puts peanut butter in my anus and my Dog licks it like a water bowl

Some people might say we're an odd family, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Well maybe it would be nice if Father Joe didn't video tape. I get nervous in front of cameras

I always have, I think it started when I was a little kid, in the basement with that lollipop...next think I know Olivia and Elliot are knocking down the door, and I'm in some

spanky assless chaps searching for something to cover myself before Olivia and Elliot see me. The walked in and saw me, and thus started my career as a chippendale dancer.

I didn't want to reveal the REAL reason for the assless chaps, so when they saw me I just started to shimmy around the room finally striking a pose and yelled, "Chippendales!"

some medical marvel to gawk at. This is exactly like the keyboardist's convention I modeled gloves for where they asked me about my fingering technique.