Chuck Norris said that someone this year

Chuck Norris said that someone this year would bring about the dark times - 100 years of pain. He knew Chuck was talking about him. "I, Jimmy the Fuligo Septica, will bring

who doesn't love a good 70s soundtrack? The glitter fell from the ceiling, the place was packed, and it smelled like stale donuts. My combat boots started to stick to the floor wh

en I heard the opening measures of Stayin' Alive & well, I just couldn't hold back.The dance floor cleared as I, in my tight white polyester pants & combat boots & holding a donut

covered jacket I wasn't prepared to let go of, let myself loose. A jigging and a jiving, swinging my jacket in circles, looking like the queen on steroids. Suddenly the donuts sta

-rted to disappear from my hands. "Why would the donuts disappear?!" I thought to myself. I look up and around the room, wondering to myself. "Am I the fridge or is it hooked up?"

I wonder to myself a lot, mainly because I have no friends. Alone. A Vagabond. A Loser. I wander and wonder like an empty Wal-Mart sack blowing in the wind, meaningless and

baggy. I wandered lonely as a bag that drifts along the street of life when all at once I saw a crowd, a host of other bags. Maybe these bags would be my friends. They were flutter

ing in mesmerizing infinity loops around a dumpster. As I stood transfixed, a dumpster diver emerged from the mass of swishing, pirouetting plastic bags

all around. I tried to move, but for some reason my legs weren't listening to me anymore. So I took my gun out of the pocket and the only thought was "well, this was it !".