Madoff had a visitor. "Whooped-de-fucking-doo,"

Madoff had a visitor. "Whooped-de-fucking-doo," he thought. But he didn't recognize the guy at the prison window. It was Tony Stark. He was pissed. Stark Industries had lost tons

of employees since he left, but they still kept coming back for him. No matter. "What do you want this time, Stark?" he asked, trademark sneer on his

buttocks. Seeing his desperate subordinates return to him even as Stark abused them like a potsmoker exploiting his relations for his sole gratification put him in his happy place.

But Stark's subordinates were cooking up their own plan to dispose of the despicable despot. They baked a cake and laced it with a deadly cocktail of hash oil, PCP and Viagra, then

they grated a giant whale penis over the cake. Unfortunately it was still attached to the whale who went berserk and tried to eat stark and his minions. Suddenly a mutated panda

drew pictures of the mythical scene on cave walls so the coming generations wouldn't make the same mistakes. Unfortunately, one of them was a terrible artist and completely

forgot to add a red slash to the circle he had drawn around the picture of an unfortunate soul who forgot to sacrifice to the Sky god. Years later archaeologists would

notice this mistake and added the red slash to the circle he had forgotten to draw. They also found that the unfortunate soul made a sacrifice to the Star god instead. This meant

another healthy royalty check for Paul Stanley,which pissed off Gene Simmons...again. The mistake resulted in two free tickets & backstage passes to the next Kiss concert. ROCK ON!