He liked to lead a story with description

He liked to lead a story with description of people from his life. True descriptions. It was one way he could actually say the truth about them without them ever finding out.

of people who could recite more star wars quotes than him, guys who played Sims, and anyone who thought Big Bang Theory was cool. Not only did he find release but his master plan t

o engage in coitus one day was finally in motion. One of the guys in the group had a sister who had a friend who was known to engage in coitus all the time. All he had to do

was turn down the lights and set his wand to "disrobe only". This girl was into some hardcore LARPing. So I'm told. She also thought that finishing in 45 seconds was awesome and

that back acne was an aphrodisiac. In fact, it was like she was made for him. While she slept, he looked closely at her heel with a magnifying glass. Yep, there it was, the

mark of a Ming dynasty craftsman. His wife could be original - worth a fortune. Made back in the day when the Chinese knew how to make porcelain rather than just everything. He

needed to create a giant tower of fragile vases and champagne glasses. His only hope would be to seek advice from the Jenga Master who lived outside Manchuria

He texted the Manchurian Jenga Master: "Building glass tower. How?" A mere 32.17 minutes later, he had a perfect glass tower built. A crowd gathered to admire his masterpiece. What

a tragedy it was, then, that an albatross from another story should fly in & damage itself against one of the more precarious glass slabs. Contractors were too scared to repair it.