Finished Folds (2021—2040)
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5who works as a veterinary surgeon and has laryngitis?" Gordo took the time Batman was using to set up the punchline to wrap him in 30 feet of chain and put a stick of dynamite in
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4Millie missed Vanilli but appreciated my sentiment. He said "Hey, have you seen the news?" I said "No, they're probably still asleep." Then I realized he didn't mean my band.
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0Bambi had been hired by a church pastor to help rescue a group of missionaries who were kidnapped by men from a brutal Burmese military regime. Bambi had killed and eaten 37 deer
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6northern Pennsylvania, mostly in Scranton. Bob Vantz of Vantz Refrigeration is a helluva refrigeration technician, and I'm not just saying that cause he made me. I mean, he could t
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1Counselor Troi finished reading. "It's clearly not from Worf. Too eloquent & he spelled his name wrong. What do you think Will?" Riker snapped his gaze up from Troi's chest. "Huh?"
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4dropping sparrow bombs on their Trapper Keepers and eating trash. Until one day, George who had been turned into a pelican by the evil witch came up and told Pete the sparrow "Hey,
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4save his ass? Hell no. We broke some ribs, busted up his face, stripped him naked, and left him there. Then Big Al was like "Hey, his name badge says Todd. That ain't Skinny G."
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5letters after their name, fire up their stupid computers and use stupid words like 'portfolio' and 'diversified'. Dumbasses. Obviously I'm going to take my grandma's $70,000 and
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5an apple martini or a cosmo around here?" Good lord, you'd think being me is easy, but it's not. Not at all. My new implants were itching and all the guys at the pool were staring
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3he wanted " a go". "Mmm no thanks, maybe later" he said. "Can a I get a room?" The man behind the counter put down his toothpick and looked Colin up and down. "We don't get many
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2was bench pressing a slightly less giant but still enormous man in a unitard. In between sets they'd eat more jerky and chug protein powder, no water. "Excuse me Ultimate Warrior b
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4He did a quick inventory. Righteous vengeance? Check. Full armory of weapons? Check. Map of Iron Mountain? Check. Baby loaf of extra sharp cheddar? Check. He entered the mountain
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5setting. It was godawful hot in these pods, even with near absolute zero of deep space surrounding. Where were we anyway? "Computer. Location." *Trouble sleeping Captain? We are
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4F this noise." He threw a 50 lb sack of dog chow into the dolphin tank and headed home. But he'd left his computer on, and the leader of the dolphins
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3a fuk throw your hands up up & then give my ball a suck!" Natalie Portman threw the mic down & doublebirded the crowd. She was now a gangsta rapper and Ice Cube made kid flicks.
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5royalty on planet Heshe; considered a superior species than Homo sapiens. Jamie Lee Curtis was crowned KingQueen and ruled the land with a well-manicured iron fist. Mating was
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6jackass about one-armed Ziggy's monkey swinging. May as well call four-legged Pete an octopus, or Cindy, who has no arms or legs, a sack of flour. While you're at it
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915 hours since a new line had been folded on his stories; 8 hours since a new comment; 1 hour since a new 'like'. His skin crawled with anticipation. A twitch had developed that
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2was forced to drink the sweat from the toe of the camel. We were saved when we came upon a Moose Lodge shaped like a giant moose. Hidden in the knuckle of the moose was
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4. When I realized they were under there, I flipped the tube and we all floated to shore. We dried off and took stock. It was me, my Grandpa, and my Uncle. We had a knife, 2 granola