Finished Folds (241—260)
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2why don't we help each other out? I'll flagellate my axial filament. Joe Sperm, you forge ahead and relay any signs of danger. Bob Sperm and Ed Sperm, you guys are my flankers. If
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1which was his natural condition after the unfortunate incident with the Tijuana mule. I slapped him upside the head to indicate a refill was needed. But the Momdad saw this and did
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4while Shwarma, Tigma, Anglot and Fugg squatted. The drought continued. Urhuum opened her eyes to observe the sign she'd blindly scratched into the hard clay. It looked like
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5one of those surprise burps that gurgles up through your nose and tingles, hurts a little. I grimaced and hurled onto the lid of my boss's closed trash can. She rubbed my back and
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2than syrup. Banjo Jo knew if he let Candy do her thing, he'd take home the recording contract he needed to save his father's business from bankruptcy. He stroked Candy's strings
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3I want to take a moment to reverse-thank the weight lifting wife thanking rocket scientist fire fighter on social media. It's a two way double edged sword here.
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4magical mystery tour. Walt had figured ages ago that the most assured way to keep an audience riveted was long lines. Incredible, soul-crushing lines. By the end of the line, you
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8opened the door to The Oracle's chambers. A fortune cookie sat on her pillow. The Oracle opened it. It read: ***Is it God or The Devil who will give you everything you want?***
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6and cried "On Chaz, on greenbanana, on m80 and PurpleProf! On SlimWhitman, on BlastedHeath, on Noah, and Nixonblack!" Then she whipped MoralEnd on the rump and fired up
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5After following the recipe precisely, I served the following word dish to my in-laws: Dear <nouns>, it is with <adjective> <verb> that I announce <pronoun> and I are <verb>! Please
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3a get free from my reinforced pants monkey harness. Not this time." Smuggler #2 gave smuggler #1 a cheers. Then smuggler #2's grin dried up. "Oh snap! Here comes Santa Claus!"
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4, just look at these swollen udders." The director looked nervous but said "OK, everyone, take five! Buttercup, head to my trailer. I'm going to need some tissues and Chapstick."
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6dig a little deeper to unearth the source of the sound of this silence. I took a sip of my Zombie cocktail. Another epiphany! If someone gave me a hand we could put our brains toge
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5unts, it's the amount that counts. Think quantity, not quality. I want to get blitzed on Blatz. Shnockered on Shlitz. Buzzed on Bud. C'mon fat man, beer me!
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13Satan Claus soon would be there. The orphans were huddled for warmth in their beds, while visions of maniacs danced in their heads. And Mummy in her tatters, and I in my hood, had
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11the dancing bear because inevitably some young child will call out "Is that a real bear?" and I'm able to claim post-traumatic stress response from my bear attack in '83 and get a
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3just play chess. I figured I could break the panda's sex defenses down with time so agreed to the tea, sandwich, and games. She opened with the Queen's gambit. I scratched, and pul
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6Dirkstain called for the deflector paddles to be raised. Disposable Cadet Peabody said "But Lieutenant Commander, the paddles were never meant for a swarm this la..." but he was cu
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5The crewman was pissed. "Fine" he said. But instead he went for a cat nap. When Capt. Catnip came on deck for his regular crew cut, there was thick black smoke billowing out of the
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9because he'd listened to Tony Robbins seminar on letting go. Still, it was time for Dracula to do an honest inventory of whether staying at The Rat & Parrot pub was healthy choice.