Finished Folds (261—280)
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13Satan Claus soon would be there. The orphans were huddled for warmth in their beds, while visions of maniacs danced in their heads. And Mummy in her tatters, and I in my hood, had
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11the dancing bear because inevitably some young child will call out "Is that a real bear?" and I'm able to claim post-traumatic stress response from my bear attack in '83 and get a
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3just play chess. I figured I could break the panda's sex defenses down with time so agreed to the tea, sandwich, and games. She opened with the Queen's gambit. I scratched, and pul
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6Dirkstain called for the deflector paddles to be raised. Disposable Cadet Peabody said "But Lieutenant Commander, the paddles were never meant for a swarm this la..." but he was cu
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5The crewman was pissed. "Fine" he said. But instead he went for a cat nap. When Capt. Catnip came on deck for his regular crew cut, there was thick black smoke billowing out of the
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9because he'd listened to Tony Robbins seminar on letting go. Still, it was time for Dracula to do an honest inventory of whether staying at The Rat & Parrot pub was healthy choice.
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3as a sort of hot meat pocket. Now it just needed a name. I knew a guy who I'd traded Jamaican donuts with once after a long night of drinking. He was great with names. I asked him
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5He used to carry a salami in his back pocket but got into too many fist fights on the subway. Anyway, my husband will only eat pocket-warmed string cheese, or a few other dairy
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8be met n challengered with and or without verbal repremendation. Upon declosure of this or many other courts regarding dioarhhea, diorama, or and defunct dialects, direct yourself
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5spice it up a little. Really draw the crowd in and play to man's baser instincts. Jenny wasn't a naturally flirtatious girl but she wanted this year's Christmas nativity scene to b
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4didn't care. He was mailing it in. Literally. He'd started a books by mail delivery service, like Netflix, and made $14,876,892.96 last month. Sam looked at his teacher and gave
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2Ric a tic tic, tic a tic tic tic, ricca tic tic ticca ticca tic.
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2cat he was and how much he liked to eat pussycat the feline grew wary and hired the punk piggy's Porcine Protection Police as bodyguards. Mr Owl had been around the block and knew
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3Mr Needlepoop just smiled, and nodded his head toward the pooper scooper. "Fine" I said, "let's get this over with." I told the bank guard to hang on a minute and crapped into Mr
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5giblets, elephant sweetbreads, and charred tripe. But when Anaconda Bill discovered a tremendous pile of Cindy Lou McClintock's famously foul fruitcake, he had met his match.
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5The only problem is my neighbor just got the new iHomunculus 2.0 which comes with holographic projector and laser knife. He had to sell his mint Seamus Carn rookie card to buy it
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3Then I remembered I had a 10k Snularian zloty note in my anti gravity boot from the dance contest I'd won on Uranus. But my boots were stuck
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11Lord, I tried to be good. I prayed real hard. But Debbie McRoberts right shoulder slipped out of her frock on the dance floor and I felt the urge to fornicate override my decency.
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2The French love their pain all right. Pain with cheese. Pain with meat. Pain with vegetables and more cheese. I loved to
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3"If I show you my dark side, will you still hold me tonight?" Tears clouded Paola's thick lashes. She wanted to be done with him.