Finished Folds (261—280)
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3as a sort of hot meat pocket. Now it just needed a name. I knew a guy who I'd traded Jamaican donuts with once after a long night of drinking. He was great with names. I asked him
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5He used to carry a salami in his back pocket but got into too many fist fights on the subway. Anyway, my husband will only eat pocket-warmed string cheese, or a few other dairy
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8be met n challengered with and or without verbal repremendation. Upon declosure of this or many other courts regarding dioarhhea, diorama, or and defunct dialects, direct yourself
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5spice it up a little. Really draw the crowd in and play to man's baser instincts. Jenny wasn't a naturally flirtatious girl but she wanted this year's Christmas nativity scene to b
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4didn't care. He was mailing it in. Literally. He'd started a books by mail delivery service, like Netflix, and made $14,876,892.96 last month. Sam looked at his teacher and gave
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2Ric a tic tic, tic a tic tic tic, ricca tic tic ticca ticca tic.
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2cat he was and how much he liked to eat pussycat the feline grew wary and hired the punk piggy's Porcine Protection Police as bodyguards. Mr Owl had been around the block and knew
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3Mr Needlepoop just smiled, and nodded his head toward the pooper scooper. "Fine" I said, "let's get this over with." I told the bank guard to hang on a minute and crapped into Mr
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5giblets, elephant sweetbreads, and charred tripe. But when Anaconda Bill discovered a tremendous pile of Cindy Lou McClintock's famously foul fruitcake, he had met his match.
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5The only problem is my neighbor just got the new iHomunculus 2.0 which comes with holographic projector and laser knife. He had to sell his mint Seamus Carn rookie card to buy it
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3Then I remembered I had a 10k Snularian zloty note in my anti gravity boot from the dance contest I'd won on Uranus. But my boots were stuck
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11Lord, I tried to be good. I prayed real hard. But Debbie McRoberts right shoulder slipped out of her frock on the dance floor and I felt the urge to fornicate override my decency.
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2The French love their pain all right. Pain with cheese. Pain with meat. Pain with vegetables and more cheese. I loved to
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3"If I show you my dark side, will you still hold me tonight?" Tears clouded Paola's thick lashes. She wanted to be done with him.
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7A noodly appendage issued forth from the simmering garlic and basil marinara. And I was touched. The Flying Spaghetti monster touched me with His noodly appendage! I fell on my
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4out regard for my social network status. I tried to explain to Dad (AKA Kenny Rogers) that I almost had 500 followers and his little dinosaur conservation dalliances were costing m
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6hat Father T wore said 'Question Everything'. He'd been carefully tracking the entire Homunculus family for the last 18 months and at this point had enough evidence to nail all but
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11see how they like meeting up with one of my cousins, Mighty Cthurkey!" The Turkey Carcass of Thanksgiving Past held Scrooge's head and forced him to watch as Cthurkey's tentacles
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3better than I imagined. Each torso tore so well, it was a terrifically titillating testament to torso torture. ~Tantamount to ten-to-twelve titty twisters~ thought the serial kille
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7pumpkin in the back of a van. This just wasn't working out. Frankenstein thought he'd start over again so he grabbed a pitchfork and went after the monster. He stabbed the EARS