Finished Folds (2661—2680)
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3he hadn't complicated his life with a cavewife and cavekids when he'd known Fred Flinstone was The One from the start. Barnie loved Fred so much, even when Fred's
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6This here's a pretty common tale. Probably not as sexy as some of the other stories you've been reading. But there's a twist or two I think you'll like. It all started when I cru
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11I took a hearty swig of courage, belched softly, and headed on deck. "Avast ye landlubbers! Make haste to the Cape of No Hope!" They grumbled & complied. I glanced down at the map
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4Charles De Gaulle airport, intent on hijacking a plane and making it's way to NY to battle the Statue of Liberty. We knew it was up to us to stop the Tower from it's goal but there
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3nuzzler so nuzzly in it's nook. I was so dripping with anticipation that before I could reach my nuzzling goal I slipped on a wet rock and shattered my coccyx in 3 places. The pain
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3humanity but that record was now so covered in scar tissue and wound remnants that it hardly mattered anymore. In order to help out, I released a plague that with any luck would
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1be more turned on than I am right now." I pressed my face against the glass. Barbara was now completely naked and Liza was working on her top. Cindy turned to Ana and said "If you
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3two greased up bowling balls in a silk gym bag. Sounds interesting right? Here, step right over here. I've got something to show you. Hey! Hey, come back!
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7man please pull out a gun that allows him to time travel? Some fellow claiming to be a distant, skinnier cousin of Walt's has been folding stories at a rapid pace and without DNA
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3I was looking smackdab into a full house - sevens full of tens. I could barely contain my excitement. My neighbor said he thought he smelled
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3I thought about that. " But FS Sensei, your remark was very brief. Is your broth thin?" He looked into my soul and said "As thin as the Red Sea." I nodded but was really all Mmmkay
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5This is critical: that someone is NOT, I repeat NOT your hypnotherapist. I have never, nor will I again crawl into your bedroom, lift up your flannel sheets & lick your toes. Snap!
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6gave in to the pain and collapsed on the bathroom floor. The next afternoon I awoke to someone yelling Ralph! ... Ralph! I pulled myself up and the world was a spinning blur
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3they kept slipping on the plastic floor and there was already some sort of funk growing in the basement/toecup area. The little old lady was depressed but her kids thought the Croc
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2host for our Annual Hatchet Toss event. First up was Tommy who promptly bounced one off the tree and into his own kneecap. He was out. Next up was Billy P himself who'd already dow
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4had a bad case of jungle fever and would say whatever he had to in order to "cure" it. But he was a bad liar. Saying that he had Parkinson's didn't really enamor him to Serena, who
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2from Sarah toying with their emotions. She once told her best friend Mercedes that she'd been conceived in the back of a C-class Benz, which was practically a base model. Mercedes
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3After I invented and mass produced my secretly crack-infused cookie cracker (aptly named CRACK!) I was filthy stinking rich. I started the requisite non-profit charities and such b
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6I'm feeling pretty down. Sure, there's the wife, kids, job, car, house, etc. etc. but what's it all about? Work work work, worry worry, stress. Eat, sleep, repeat. I think I'll buy
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5We were just about to start Silent Dinner when I was formally informed that I would be served the Disciplinary Meatloaf. What?! I couldn't think of a qualifying infraction so I