Finished Folds (2681—2700)
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2An alliteratively-named celebrity was having violent sex one day after consuming mass quantities of food and drugs. Many animals
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3of epic proportions. This particular revolution, class, was so manifestly contagious that before Parliament could counter, do you know what happened?" I raised my hand. "That's
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4Red Lobster's live tank. The offer was not accepted and I was forcefully invited to never, ever return again.
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3"And listen up Assho...urgph" I watched with unabashed enjoyment as a bar of Dial was duct-taped in her mouth. She was strung upside down with a sign reading "I'm learning a lesson
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3we'd need an even callouser prick, like Simon Cowell or Judge Judy. As luck would have it, both were presently in the courtroom. I instructed Judy to grab the head; Simon got the
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8generate enough thrust to satisfactorily penetrate the orbit in question?!" She was, and I knew it. She said "The proof is in the puddin, sugar. I heard about that little misfire
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3Just then the phone rang. I turned down "I Miss My Ex, But My Aim Is Getting Better" which was blaring from the radio, and picked up. The caller asked for Amanda Huggenkiss. I yell
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5who came in and promptly laid a golden egg. Aesop rolled his eyes and when a gander walked in, he said "Whoa whoa whoa, I've heard this one before too! NEXT!" Timidly, a small deer
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6the Snapple I was sure I had buried somewhere in the Park during a typical peyote-induced haze. I remembered a Joshua Tree that looked like a man so I took a sharp left and hit
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4mooning each other in suspect locations, swirlies, wedgies, Indian burns, and wet Willies. What really took the prankster honeymooners to the next level was when the new husband
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4a big clubber but I always thought that was cause of his nightlife. So as he was raining blows upon me with his detached peg leg I must have sustained a serious concussion because
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5little lettuce muncher would be taken care of easily enough. "Guards! Seize her!" Four knights in armor stepped forward to detain the woman but she was lithe and too quick for them
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6in motion. The last cadre of minions had unionized and gone on strike. The minions before those turned out to be Menninites and thus didn't really work out as planned. An onion all
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3and supply even outpaced Elaine Benes's demand. She had sponges for every day of the week and two for Sunday for the next 28,000 years. Twigg Sponge Company was declared defunct
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5crushing me into a roll and tightening a constricting bandage around me. I was then transported and eventually laid out at the bottom of a huge cage containing the biggest parakeet
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4had it! Yes! All he had to do was, uhm, ah. Dang! There it went again. He looked around, losing interest in the mental strain. Hey, there's still 1/4 lid of Peruvian and I know jus
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0Gretzky played poorly that night - just two assists; but he felt much better after getting a good sweat going. I'm proud to have the uniform he wore on that memorable occasion hang
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5used the handy airfone to order up one a them all-in-one Gremlin catch and contain units on page 72. Ten minutes later I was out on the wing with a G2 9000 and an angry Gremlin
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1Jeremiah (the bullfrog of course) enticed me into his chocolaterie where I enjoyed several freshly dipped fruits and pastries. Mr. Bluebird lifted his tail feather and
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4I kicked my shin up hard into grandpa's groin and he just smiled at me, shaking his head. "Those puppies shriveled up and died a long time ago sonny." I strained against the walker