Finished Folds (2701—2720)
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6in motion. The last cadre of minions had unionized and gone on strike. The minions before those turned out to be Menninites and thus didn't really work out as planned. An onion all
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3and supply even outpaced Elaine Benes's demand. She had sponges for every day of the week and two for Sunday for the next 28,000 years. Twigg Sponge Company was declared defunct
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5crushing me into a roll and tightening a constricting bandage around me. I was then transported and eventually laid out at the bottom of a huge cage containing the biggest parakeet
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4had it! Yes! All he had to do was, uhm, ah. Dang! There it went again. He looked around, losing interest in the mental strain. Hey, there's still 1/4 lid of Peruvian and I know jus
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0Gretzky played poorly that night - just two assists; but he felt much better after getting a good sweat going. I'm proud to have the uniform he wore on that memorable occasion hang
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5used the handy airfone to order up one a them all-in-one Gremlin catch and contain units on page 72. Ten minutes later I was out on the wing with a G2 9000 and an angry Gremlin
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1Jeremiah (the bullfrog of course) enticed me into his chocolaterie where I enjoyed several freshly dipped fruits and pastries. Mr. Bluebird lifted his tail feather and
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4I kicked my shin up hard into grandpa's groin and he just smiled at me, shaking his head. "Those puppies shriveled up and died a long time ago sonny." I strained against the walker
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5precedence, which is understandable. He eventually went pro in backroom waitress rutting and is now retired, living comfortably on the east side of Des Moines. What a country!
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4Jim's measly buck-seventy-five in poundage. After Jim had thoroughly realized and tested this freedom from gravity is when the fun really started. On his first
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6The reply (which shocked me quite a bit actually) was "OK, but only if we can stop by my brother's place first and steal a fifth of vodka." The question had been "
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2Vlad, the fishmonger of ill repute who'd settled over by the abandoned nuclear plant. The overgrown toothfish led the fearsome Kraken to the Gates
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6various versions of leave, get out, beat it, scram, etc. etc. There I stood. Not leaving. Staying. At first it was just out of spite, but after a few hours it became
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3The happy expectance on Jesus's face was quickly extinguished when the Christmas lights failed to go on after plugging them in. And now the age-old question can be answered: WWJD??
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4was just out of reach. Damn these blasted alligator arms I'd inherited from Dad! OK, well if we can just turn in our cards, take South Africa, and then redeploy our troops
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3and I went down like a sack a potatoes. Y'know, it never does go down like in the movies. My advice: when the unmuppets take Manhattan, it's best just to let 'em take it.
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3wouldn't take no for an answer. Listen, it's called the reverse moose goose and all my girlfriends say it's just the best! Here's all you need to do: just shimmy out of that robe &
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8booty and log some serious R&R. But the sharks weren't satisfied with just the Cap'n. 4 great whites began circling the ship and when a large wave crested over the side
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3said "surprise sucka!" and removed the previously invisible Saran wrap. He kissed a baby loaf of swiss on the head and stepped over the line. I nearly dropped my slicer, the smell
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5If I were a pincushion I would let various pointed objects penetrate me as their will desired, but again, I'm a prostitute so really, what's the diff? But if I were a