Finished Folds (2741—2760)
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4was lowering his sperm count faster than a Rosie O'Donnell TV marathon. Not to mention the chafing that can occur when freeballing in skinny jeans while working the long shift at
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4To: "Nick Robertson" <nrobertson@accounting.HRG.com> Subject: C'mon man Body Text: Hey Nick, Look I know you've been out sick for a while but I really need those TPS reports. -Bob
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3idly on a jumbo sized box of fiddle faddle. God, that stuff is good. Anyway, Philip Seymore, or "The Hoff II" as Phil preferred to be called lately just kept ignoring her
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2arting to tweak with my thinking parts. Separate and apart from the jambless Myst doors were windows with no sills which I noticed when I set my mochachocolattayaya on what should
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3a secret. What? You think I'm gonna tell you just like that? What in the name of all that's sacred&special do you take me for? No, I shall carry the secret to the top of Mt Crumpit
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5yeah yeah yeah! And the man in the back said EVERYONE ATTACK! And it turned into a bathroom blitz. And all the little chicks with the crimson lips were all "Cleveland
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6Hello? Hellloooo? Something wasn't right. There was nothing obviously wrong and I don't believe in heeby jeeby spider sense but something inside me was pulsing *danger*. I stepped
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4an 8er on that bootie, WOOO! Melodramatic Martha, you got a date tonight! Yeah! WOOO! He slid some butter and a honey bear on the table and adjusted his cape. Whoa! She'd be here
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3ONE SINGLE OUNCE OF COMMON SENSE AND/OR SELF RESPECT YOU'LL TURN OFF YOUR TV RIGHT NOW!!! STILL THERE?? GRRREAT!!! WHIP OUT THOSE CREDIT CARDS AND GET READY TO
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5nowhere I was standing in Times Square. The ball was dropping on 1979. I looked down at the gun and a digital display read 12/31/1979. Somehow the gun had allowed me to time-travel
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8But before I kill it I'm going to need a few favors from you. First, I shall require a canoli from Tony's over on Mirabelli. Second, I'll need you to remove your pants. Third,
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1the cheetah that had eaten the lion that ate the dog that ate the cat who'd consumed the potato-eating bird. Unbeknownst to the cheetah-eating shark, the potato had been
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5President Bieber and his staff had been executed. Every nation on Earth had declared martial law. When everyone on the planet can reach into a box and withdraw absolutely anything
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3True story: I was stopped at a light, really going for the gold. I had this crusty booger entrenched deep in the nasal fortress and when I plunged extra deep I scooped out
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6think they know everything. -Don't steal, Don't kill, Don't get caught.- Well, on that last one they were right. I continued to work on sawing through the straight jacket with
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10Steve activated the iChute app on his iPhone and did a graceful dive out of the plane. "I love technology!" he yelled, but then looked down at his phone...BUFFERING... No parachute
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8Pretty kitty sitting so still. Are you hoping to catch your fill? The little brown mouse just ran in his house. Silly kitty sitting so still.
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6I started laying down a face-melting guitar solo. My fingers were bleeding and black smoke started pouring out of both amps. The sound engineer came running out yelling STOP! STOP!
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6Having no idea how to be a Tom, I dashed in to pick up the Cliff's Notes version of the Complete Idiot's Guide to being a Tom. The first (and only) page said
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9*deep breath* "Hi. My name's 49erFaithful and I'm a FoldingStory addict." *swallow* "It all started pretty normally. I found a link to the site and decided to try it just once. But