Finished Folds (2761—2780)
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3The huge pianist says "knock knock". A chicken who had just crossed the road said "who's there?" The bartender served the duck and without missing a beat said
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3genitals back from whence they descended. I lured him into an open field with a 6 pack of tall boys and told him to go ahead and have one. Then I told him to close his eyes. When
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3I had the throttle pegged but the unholy creature was gaining and seemingly growing in size with every passing second. The very air around it was pulsing with heat as I careened
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3repentant tenants. 'Go Away!' ... 'We don't want you here!' ... 'We're not worthy!' ... and other such scribblings. So of course, I took the doll house into the backyard, grabbed a
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4Luckily, I had a good Dogma, and he showed up just in time to chase the Karma Police away. Inadvertently, I began to lick my new feline paws and rub the side of my head, which
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2leprous ring finger. He'd been shedding digits regularly since "the incident" last year in southern Guam. "Damn, I KNEW I shoulda gone to Cluck 'n A Bucket!" she cried when she bit
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5her by the horns and said "Corn syrup, high-fructose. NOW!" But something in the effort didn't agree with me. I stumbled forward, knocking a crate of sugar free Red Bull over and
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0Funky Bunch arrived and started dancefighting everyone off the main stage. They'd gone feral after Marky Mark went Hollywood and now it was up to us to turn tail or declare war. We
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4into the field of despondency. The resulting gerbilcide was beautiful in it's cruel efficiency. Jamboni had equipped each necrohamster with a staff 4 vs. gerbil and in a sick
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4fish farmers with three teeth to share between them had drawn me a map to the courthouse. Of course I was lost, or course. To top it off, my best suit was getting sweat stains from
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2for her measles but the malaria really hit her system hard. Later, Kurt stopped by the hospital to bring her flowers and a magazine when he saw a rabid bat gnawing on Amy's neck.
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3she was being watched. She glanced over her shoulder and HOLY SHOOT! THERE HE WAS! Ursula broke into a run but a rope lassoed her cankles and she went down hard in the muck. A hand
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2I closed the door and yelled "Honey I'm home! Boy, that shower BJ is REALLY going to hit the spot today. If you don't mind I'm just going to get a lot drunk first." Then
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5The Orc Chief sniffed the air and snarled. "Today, we dine on Elf blood!" The rest of the clan howled with frenzied rage. The horde began to charge in a cloud of bodies toward
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6icorn-riding brethren, the Bong Hittites. Wally looked at Stan. Stan looked at Wally. "You thinking what I'm thinking?" "I dunno. Are you thinking
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6"Oh, you didn't hear?" Satan said, eyes downcast. "Roger's not with us anymore." Ruby gasped "Really?!" "Yeah, he must've had connections somewhere. I hear he reincarnated as
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7which he parried easily. We circled each other slowly. I saw my opening when he moved into crane pose and launched two tickle rockets. The first was merely a diversion; the second
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4and I'd leave orbit, any less and I wouldn't get high enough off Planet Xog's surface to properly evaluate the extent the damage the broken water main had done. I noticed a small
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3take leave of this place henceforth and not return until a fortnight's fortnight had passedth. She pulled back her hair and gave me the witch's eye. Instantly, I
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5gnivom sdrawkcab lla dnuora em! I deppihw tuo siht dleif lanruoj dna yldeirruh nageb gnikam seton. Ylerus ereht saw a lacigol noitanalpxe rof eht eritne dlrow gnivom ni esrever tub